I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!